How To Love A Stupid Man β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”πŸ’˜

21 Mar

Not every woman gets the well-behaved, charming, successful, good-looking fella. It is well written in history & evident in our present times, that there is such existence of a stupid man. In the event that you’ve endured heartbreak, struggle & pain from a man that you’ve only ever given love to, to survive this trying time you may need a survival kit list on how to properly love a stupid man. πŸ’—βœ”οΈ
> Get him gifts unexpectedly. Make sure those gifts are a dog collar & a dog bowl with his name on it. He must ‘eat out’ of it at all times. πŸ•
> Hire a private investigator to follow him around at all times.πŸ•΅ To work, to the bathroom and when he has to self-satisfy himself. πŸ‘‹πŸ½πŸ€“πŸ˜Š

> Mistreat him in the presence of company. Especially family so they’ll know you rule him & ask or wonder why he is being treated this way. And he’ll have to respond with the truth. πŸ—£πŸ‘ΉπŸ’©πŸ˜ˆ

> Make him serve you at all times! πŸ€“πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’†πŸ½πŸ·πŸ½πŸ•΄

> Have him form a prayer circle/meeting or club during game time and have him read the bible out loud. He is also to memorize the entire Holy Bible. β›ͺ️

> Make him babysit your cat and clean their litter boxes, feed them, bathe them (cats don’t like baths) and take them shopping for new cat clothes. Get pictures taken while at the pet store & make him post them to his Facebook page. 😻😺😽😸

> Slap, hit & punch him unexpectedly especially when he thinks things are good between you. πŸ€•πŸ˜’πŸ˜ͺ😷🀐😩

> Go the cemetery to visit his deceased. And take pictures/videos  while he interacts with the grave sight. Post them to social media. Direct the interaction if you have to, try to get him to cry or weep as it would be better for entertainment purposes. ⚰☠✝🎦

> Celebrate every holiday without inviting him to spend time with you and your family. He’s in love, even after he’s been stupid, and being alone will hurt him. Because he wants to be with you. πŸ’•πŸ’£πŸŒˆβš½οΈπŸπŸ‘”

> Plan an overly extravagant & expensive birthday party for your son (that he’s not the father of) that he will pay all of the expenses to. Make sure that he knows he’s not invited. πŸ€“πŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ‘”πŸ‘—πŸ’„πŸ‘  

> To change things up a bit, plan a sexy evening for the two of you. Lie him in the bed, tie him down so that he can’t move (escape). Cover his entire body with the sweetest honey, put on your sexy lingerie and heels, with your hair done, nails, make-up and after he’s relaxed with his eyes closed & covered with a blindfold, gently place a block of wood between the insides of his ankles. (To reenact the scene from the movie, “Misery.” Take his cellphone, wallet & money tell him you’ll be back later. If he doesn’t want pain to be still and don’t get up. (He won’t be able to anyway). Cover his mouth so he can’t scream. πŸ™€πŸ€‘πŸ€“

He’ll think it’s a game if done right. Before you leave the room release 5 jars of bees that you bought & stored earlier before he got home. Who are now hungry for honey. (Make sure he’s not allergic to bees.)

Be sure to close the door so that the bees are only in the room with him. You can also leave a window open to that room, so that the bees will leave, eventually. πŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸπŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ˜πŸ€“

> If he’s rich spend all of his money. Without keeping track of what is spent. Spend nothing less than $10,000 at a time. (He thinks he’s a man because he has money. He must be tested to find out what he thinks of himself with no money. πŸ€‘πŸ¦πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’³βœ¨πŸ’πŸ€”πŸ€“

> Put your used sanitary napkins in his car, briefcases, suit jackets, coats, everywhere. (Be sure to roll them up or leave them open, whichever you prefer.) Don’t cover them, you want the smell to escape. Especially when he’s around important business people. This is especially good for the man that is older, who won’t stop bothering you about relations everyday, even during your monthly. πŸ’‰πŸŒ‹πŸš¨πŸ˜‘πŸ€“

> Leave stamp prints of your vagina on all of his white shirts. This is best to do during your monthly. πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘”

Part one of the series on how to love a stupid, stoopπŸ’©id,  man. 

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